{"id":405,"date":"2008-01-17T09:42:28","date_gmt":"2008-01-17T15:42:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexjones.biz\/?p=405"},"modified":"2012-01-12T09:43:02","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T15:43:02","slug":"%e2%80%9ci-hit-a-deer%e2%80%9d-a-statement-i%e2%80%99d-hoped-i-would-never-hear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/alexjones.biz\/?p=405","title":{"rendered":"\u201cI hit a deer!\u201d &#8211; A statement I\u2019d hoped I would never hear."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve always heard of folks hitting a deer and have even come close myself once in my life. I sure did not want to hear my wife say it when she called me not long after leaving for work about a week ago. She was on her way to work in the early morning hours one Sunday morning and had not made it outside of the city limits when a deer jumped out in front of her. It was too late! The damage was done.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately she was not hurt just shaken. The deer? We do not know. There was no body to be found. We\u2019re also not sure if it was a buck or a doe. When asked by the police officer she replied \u201cI have no idea!\u201d For now the van is in the very capable hands of Clinton Body Shop. They did such a good job on my Bonneville a few years back. Now we just have to wait for it to be repaired. No pics as I neglected to take any before the body shop started repairs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve always heard of folks hitting a deer and have even come close myself once in my life. I sure did not want to hear my wife say it when she called me not long after leaving for work about a week ago. She was on her way to work in the early morning hours [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/alexjones.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/alexjones.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/alexjones.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/alexjones.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/alexjones.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/alexjones.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/alexjones.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/alexjones.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/alexjones.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}