On December 15, 2008 I was a Humanitarian Genius<\/p>\n
Well, well, well. Look at Dr. I-Think-I’m-Better-Than-Everyone-Else. Compared to the other mad geniuses, you’re the most condescending. Sure you mean well, but it’s just not worth it to put up with your snotty attitude. Your motivations are ending suffering, curing disease, and just making the world a better place to live. You know, sissy stuff. You have a gift. Have some fun with it. Generally, people tolerate you, but that’s mostly due to the fact that they owe you for something. The truth is, we do need to thank you for all that you do, but know that while you’re off saving the world, we’ll be over here having fun.<\/p>\n
It seems today I am a Practical Genius<\/p>\n
Rather than reaching for the stars, you’re more inclined to reach for the top shelf of an ergonomically designed chemical cabinet. But that’s alright, because the difference is that you actually manage to achieve something every time, unlike the rest of these crackpots. No one’s likely to write a pulp novel about your zany scientific adventures. But when it comes to making things user-friendly, push-button, hands-free, sugar-free, streak-free, no-muss, no-fuss, non-stick, non-slip, non-toxic, and with 50% more nacho cheese flavor, you’re a true hero. Just not the kind that gets an action figure.<\/p>\n